The sole survivor of a boat accident looking for new owners. This dog has a collar with random words embroidered on it. 25 completely random words. Very strange indeed.

Boat accident

What a sad cute little rekt dog! Not much to say, except that Foggy is a doggy that is a paradox. When Foggy got sick, the doctors had to put him under the knife. They opened his chest and saw that his heart was five times bigger than Foggy himself. It became a mystery that all veterinarians of the world study to this day. For us it's not a mystery at all, we know that Foggy has the biggest dog heart and anyone who will save Foggy from his rekt existence will receive so much love, so much!!!

Foggy 

Rosebud is very loyal. In fact, she spent most of her life outside a little house in Scottish West Highlands, waiting for her owner to come back from work. Little did she know that the man of the house died in a go-cart accident. Rosebud does not like to be handled roughly and her ears are susceptible to sun-burns. Otherwise, she is ready for the moon and beyond, and will never complaint about dips and bumps. She likes games, and she is extremely intelligent. Bullish!

Rosebud Lucky

this rekt doge will probably be okay, and find its new owner pretty soon

Terrieroki

A mix of Australian Terrier and Italian Bolognese, she is a shy girl, but very gentle, considerate, sympathetic and clean. Once you earn her trust, she will take care of your mental health, like a 900$ an hour therapist for the rest of her days. You might ask, how did she get rekt, while being so good? One word: betrayal. Yes, the Cutiepie was a victim of her own goodness! Don't be naive and never share your recovery phrase.

The Cutiepie

Yawn! A cuter lazier dog is hard to find. No work, no bread on the table, as grandma used to say. Maybe it's lazy of it's long fur, as it makes it hard to walk. Could someone give this doge a haircut please? So cute, so curious, what's not to like?

The Lazy

Some dogs get rekt, but the Mess was born this way. And from the bottom, the only way is up! The Mess is always positive, no matter what kind of shit it finds itself in. The Mess is also very clever - streetwise, shrewd, cunning and always on the ball. The Mess will never let you down!

The Mess

This is a very old and wise dog, probably one of the oldest dogs in existence. He got rekt when younger and stronger dogs came onto the scene and removed the Old and Wise from power. But as sure as you can't teach an old dog new tricks, an old dog can definitely come up with some old tricks from it's sleeve. Surprise, surprise, the Old and Wise!

The Old and Wise

Polaroid was found at Novaya Zemlya island by a famous Swedish explorer Baron Joel-Lovise Salomon Nordströmming after crashing his steam-powered rocket onto the ice. The dog is said to be a mix betweeen a polar bear and a pickle, hence it's enormous strength while being a complete dumb-ass. This makes Polaroid a very funny and comforting alliance on your adventures through the multiverses. A loyal companion, that was never really given a chance. Perhaps you will?

The Polaroid

This doge is so upset, she turned her back on us. A very rekt dog. But it doesn't take much to make things better, just call out, and she'll be running back into your arms in no time.

Upset

Moofys Demo

and his misadventures in a world of bits and pieces. Original ink drawings digitalised and randomly colorised by hand and computer. The first leg of the project is 30 HMP figures. apprx 15 of each. These pieces, in addition to being awesome artworks, will grant access to the Woodshop and the forthcoming Hampelman adventure. Through the Developing Forest, the DeFunFair, Impermament Gardens and the Phony Mountain and many other exciting places. Get a HMP, join the Discord, follow on Twitter!!!

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11 dogs share their stories on how they got rekt.

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